The Shower Tree

Most mysterious of all arboreal creatures is the Shower Tree. The Shower Tree is unique among all wild trees as it is the only one with a metal bark. It is distantly related to Plastic Christmas Tree and the infamous Toile Trees. It can still be found in the wild but is more commonly found tamed and planted in bathrooms. Interestingly, the Shower Tree works in opposite ways to other trees. Where most trees drink water to live, Shower Trees spout water to live and get their nourishment from tiles and other ceramic based objects perhaps this is why they have flourished so well in many bathrooms. Another fact of note is that Shower Trees grow their flower and leaves on the inside of the thin trunk. The leaves have rare properities that include but are not limited to helping Fire change colour (from orange to almost invisible) and heat levels (from warm to tepid) when added in correct proportions which is what is used to change the heat of the water in domesticated Shower Trees. Small animals find that Shower Trees make durable shelters but since the domestication of these trees animals have unevolved and have forgotten this.

Water

As most historians recognize, water was discovered by happy coincidence in the middle of the 14th century. Despite Water's success and domination of the fluid universe for nearly 600 years a war of attrition began at the beginning of the 20th century between Water (as yet, unchallenged force) and Coca Cola. This war raged silently in the underground world of organized fluid for almost 40 years. Naturally, Water's allies (mainly fruit concentrate) joined forces to face the growing army of Coca Cola and it's allies (Lilt and Dr. Pepper most faithful to the cause) in a final war. Eventually bubbling to the surface a period of detente followed culminating in a face off in Cuba. Of course, the rest is history and Water reigns supreme (though not without the confusing half-breeds between Coca Cola and Water (a product of the defiant,free love, 60s) called 'sparkling water') but is it significant that murmurs have been heard among Fruit Juice ranks of an alliance formed with Hot Drinks? Let's hope that such atrocities will never be revisited in our lifetimes.